NEW RULE

Stupid people deserve stupid leadership.

On Thursday, Senator Mike Gravel switched parties. He was a Democrat. He became Libertarian. His rationale? Democrats have forsaken their values. Gravel is an ass. During his presidential campaign, he belittled Iraq and Vietnam causalities. Disparaging soldiers is a Democratic value? Clearly, Gravel and the Libertarian Party are soul mates. Libertarians never receive attention. Gravel does not warrant attention.