American Idol (During Our Absence)

Preseason

This season is vastly improved. The obese, peculiar, and unattractive were rejected. Jason Castro and David Cook have odd appearances. Colton Berry, Robbie Carrico, and Danny Noriega are atypical. However, the quintet is not Rudy Cardenas, Sundance Head, Paul Kim, Sanjaya Malakar, and Chris Sligh.

The women’s ranks are also superior. Asia’h Epperson and Ramiele Malubay are adorable. Kristy Lee Cook and Syesha Mercado are delightful. Alaina Whitaker and Kady Malloy are soul muffins. Overall, the compilation is exquisite.

Week One

On February 21, America eliminated Colton Berry, Garrett Haley, Amy Davis, and Joanne Borgella. The male eliminations were expected. Berry’s performance was cheesy. Haley’s was horrific. The female ousters were also appropriate. Borgella’s endeavor was wretched. Davis’ induced insomnia.

Week Two

On February 28, America eliminated Robbie Carrico, Jason Yeager, Alexandrea Lushington, and Alaina Whitaker. Carrico and Lushington’s eliminations were predictable. Davis and Yeager’s were perplexing. America should silence the judges. They victimized Davis and Yeager.

Week Three

Luke Menard, Danny Noriega, Asia’h Epperson, and Kady Malloy were deemed top twelve undeserving. Noriega’s elimination was deserved. Epperson and Malloy’s were unfortunate. Both were gorgeous. Sadly, they could not succeed.

Week Four

Last week, America eliminated David Hernandez. Hernandez’s exodus was surprising. He was not perfect. His endeavor was flawed. However, Kristy Lee Cook was revolting. She massacred “Eight Days A Week.” She warranted elimination. Hernandez warranted a fifth song.