Parental Re-notification

In Florida, a sleeping mother’s one year old was shot. In Oregon, eight puppies were discovered frozen and dead. Clearly, parenting has degenerated. Given the aforesaid, this classic new rule.

Parenting should require a license.

Driving requires authorization. Yet, any moron can conceive, carry, and bear a child. Typically, they produce multiple. Henceforth, no more mistakes. No more pleasurable afternoons. Pre-sex, parents must be screened. Their aptitude, ambition, and attitudes must be tested. Assuming they pass, they will be licensed. Draconian? Drivers operate a car. Parents nurture our nation’s future. Equal standards must apply.