Yahoo: Top Ten NBA Trade Commandments
1. Never talk about being underpaid so you can be traded.
No one cares about a millionaire needing more money. The cheddar breeds jealousy.
2. Never let anyone know how much you want to go.
You have to move in silence. When you make a splash about being traded, you get no sympathy from fans or teammates.
3. Never trust the press.
If you think you're talking off the record, think again. The media will only complicate your demands and also put out false rumors.
4. Never diss your teammates.
Just because you want out doesn't mean you take the team out on the way out. The worst thing to say is you want to leave because the team needs help. Your present teammates will say, "Well, if you're that good, then why don't you carry us while your future teammates look at you like a backstabber."
5. Another person off limits in your trade tirade is the coach.
Most coaches get in the trenches with you. You have to respect authority even if he can't draw up a winning play.
6. Never publicly say which cities you want to go.
Why alienate all the fans in your present city when most cried every tear with you?
7. Keep your family and business completely separated.
This rule is so underrated. Never have family or friends give quotes to the press. Handle your own business. You can't appear as a momma's boy.
8. Tell your agent to be an agent and not a quote machine.
Let him negotiate the deal behind closed doors. No matter how you slice it, if you have your agent speak for you in the paper he makes you appear weak and greedy.
9. Never miss games, practices or team functions trying to get traded.
Respect the game. (This rule could be No. 1, actually.)
10. Remember that someone has to want you to be traded.
Kobe's problem is never on the court. The problem is he breaks the unwritten rules, the etiquette rules.
No one cares about a millionaire needing more money. The cheddar breeds jealousy.
2. Never let anyone know how much you want to go.
You have to move in silence. When you make a splash about being traded, you get no sympathy from fans or teammates.
3. Never trust the press.
If you think you're talking off the record, think again. The media will only complicate your demands and also put out false rumors.
4. Never diss your teammates.
Just because you want out doesn't mean you take the team out on the way out. The worst thing to say is you want to leave because the team needs help. Your present teammates will say, "Well, if you're that good, then why don't you carry us while your future teammates look at you like a backstabber."
5. Another person off limits in your trade tirade is the coach.
Most coaches get in the trenches with you. You have to respect authority even if he can't draw up a winning play.
6. Never publicly say which cities you want to go.
Why alienate all the fans in your present city when most cried every tear with you?
7. Keep your family and business completely separated.
This rule is so underrated. Never have family or friends give quotes to the press. Handle your own business. You can't appear as a momma's boy.
8. Tell your agent to be an agent and not a quote machine.
Let him negotiate the deal behind closed doors. No matter how you slice it, if you have your agent speak for you in the paper he makes you appear weak and greedy.
9. Never miss games, practices or team functions trying to get traded.
Respect the game. (This rule could be No. 1, actually.)
10. Remember that someone has to want you to be traded.
Kobe's problem is never on the court. The problem is he breaks the unwritten rules, the etiquette rules.
posted by Daily Observer at 10:08 PM
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