NEW RULE

Housework is healthy.

According to a study, housework is perilous. Evidently, cleaning products increase asthma risks. Seriously? I cannot mock asthmatics. However, this is ridiculous. The truth? America loathes work. We are slobs. We abhor cleaning. We detest formal dress. This is unfortunate. Americans should clean. Why? Spotless houses reflect personal pride. Proud people are happy. They do not fixate upon every fatal prospect.