Pattern Play

Patterned behavior. The aforesaid is predictable. The aforesaid is repetitious. Patterned behavior is centuries aged. The unstable are random. Women are caddy. Assholes are hurtful. The unserious will harm themselves.

On Monday, Lauren and Jason had lunch. Jason disclosed his girlfriend. He also requested Lauren attend a party. Slightly stunned, Lauren agreed. During the party, Jason and Katja announced their engagement. Lauren chastised Jason. Subsequently, she ripped him, his girlfriend, his happiness, and his home. I understand Lauren’s emotion. With that stated, she was discourteous and rude. She was not constructively criticizing. She was simply mean.

Heidi and Spencer registered. During their shopping, Spencer griped. He then dissed Heidi’s arrangements. His suggestion? A Tibetan marriage. Concerning the planning, Spencer is correct. Men do not plan weddings. Women plan weddings. With that stated, Spencer cannot crush Heidi. She is excited. Minimally, he must display interest.

Whitney oversaw a photo shoot. On the night before, Lauren, her, and Red Jump Suit Apparatus enjoyed drinks. The next day, the band arrived late. They acted difficult. Deservedly, Whitney was criticized. Whitney’s actions were unsurprising. Her and Lauren are not serious. They view Teen Vogue as a diversion… instead of an opportunity.