NEW RULE

Weddings are mooching opportunities.

Last night, Heidi and Spencer registered. During their shopping, Spencer griped. Why should strangers give unneeded gifts? Spencer, shut up. Wedding presents are not questionable. People provide. You accept. You do not complain. Amidst one’s lifetime, legitimate mooching opportunities are rare. They include anniversaries, birthdays, holidays, and weddings. During these opportunities, you smile. You accept the gifts. Subsequently, you exchange them.