NEW RULE

Smarminess is not charming.

During each Democratic debate, Senator John Edwards touts himself. He references his initial healthcare plan. Continually, he devalues his opponents. Senator, you lost the 2004 nomination. You lost the Vice Presidency. Obviously, you are attractive, intelligent, and photogenic. However, you are also arrogant, condescending, and smug. Senator, stop reducing your opponents. The aforesaid does not make you appear smarter. Actually, you appear slimier.