NEW RULE

Wash your hands.

According to a study, thirty-three percent of men utilize the restroom and do not wash their hands. Seriously? Each day, American men work, date, and shake hands. They do not wear signs. Honestly, which would be more repulsive? Discovering afterward the person did not wash or the sign? What would the sign say? “Hello. Please shake my hand. My hand just touched my penis. My penis was inside of your ex-girlfriend last night.”