The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be Denny Hamlin’s teammate?

Fresh from the rumor mill (where the homeboy phone is ringing), Joel Madden (Nicole Ritchie’s daddy) and Spencer Pratt (Heidi Montag’s dumb ass) allegedly rumbled. Begging, crying, and screaming were audible. Heidi was also scared.

Finally, al-Qaeda has threatened Iran. Obviously, al-Qaeda desires mass casualties. But, killing each other?