The Daily Smak

Previously on the District, the immigration bill died, survived, died, endured, died, ascended, declined, and ultimately… died.

A Texas District Attorney has refused “To Catch A Predator” suspect prosecution. He’s killing NBC’s highest rated show.

Finally, I tip the ol’ ball cap (in this case, a batting helmet) to Craig Biggio and Frank Thomas. Beef Roid Bonds, their numbers are real.