Monday, June 04, 2007

The Daily Smak

Hey, weren’t you the presumed Eastern Conference Champions?

Henceforth, Kevin Nealon must attend Democratic debates. When liberals propose universal healthcare (raise your taxes), universal college (raise your taxes), and a teacher minimum wage (raise your taxes)… what they’re really promising is…

Previously on Escape from F-L-A, Billy Donovan and the Magic were cuddling. He signed a 5-year, $27.5 million deal. This weekend, Billy requested his soul. Sure, Dwight Howard, J.J. Duke curse, their short point guard were attractive. Unfortunately, Billy D has seller’s remorse.

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