The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to co-host “The View?”

Speaking o’ Rosie (that’s big fat lesbian loud Rosie), the question is obvious… What’s the market for an obnoxious, twice-failed screaming slob?

Fresh from the rumor mill (where we eyeball two drivers sans talent), spies say Jay-Z is craving NASCAR. His dream team? Dale Earnhardt Jr. and Danica Patrick. I’m pondering their theme song… It’s a no win race for us, it’s a no win race for us…