Wednesday, April 25, 2007

American Idol Live Blog

Chris Richardson (22 – Virginia)

Offsetting a poverty theme with a suit. Someone define hypocrisy for him. His performance is exemplary. He does not oversing. He also layers “Change the World” with two signature runs. Outstanding commencement for this over hyped evening. Paula is correct. Great song choice.

Melinda Doolittle (29 – Tennessee)

Her dress is unflattering. Someone explain the concept of accentuating the positive. Her performance is bland. Despite her gyrating body language, her emotion does not translate. I cannot believe her as inspiring. She is an elimination candidate. Randy, she is so dope? You are a dope. Simon, she made you believe she had recorded it? She made me desire sleep.

Blake Lewis (25 – Washington)

Imagine if the corporate sponsors acted responsibly? Imagine if they donated their millions? Is he seated in a barber’s chair? His performance commenced terribly. However, he is improving. For three-quarters, his emotion was unbelievable. Thankfully, he found the song. Proficient performance. Simon is correct. This was a tricky selection. He is also correct concerning the sincerity. His caring translated.

LaKisha Jones (27 – Michigan)

Ugly woman singing an ugly woman’s song. Appropriate. Another flab accentuating dress. Who dresses these contestants? Hellen Keller? Her performance is satisfactory. Her emotion is semi-translatable. However, this performance feels somewhat hollow. Randy is correct. Not her best performance. Fantasia is wonderfully unique? She is an ugly singer who is not selling records. How is this unique?

Phil Stacey (29 – Florida)

American Idol will improve his family’s life? He will finish sixth. He will disappear. No one will care. How will this improve his life? His performance is appalling. Garth Brooks commemorated heroism with this song. This endeavor is inducing insomnia. The emotion is unbelievable. The singing is terrible. America, eliminate him. Paula, his best? Are you stoned? Simon, a country voice suits him? Elimination suits him.

Jordin Sparks (17 – Arizona)

Appropriately, another fat bearing dress closes the program. Her performance is respectable. Her emotion translates. However, she is slightly oversinging. Her conclusion is also incoherent. She was fantastic? Simon, overstated much?

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