Saturday, April 21, 2007

American Idol Live Blog

Delayed out of respect for Virginia Tech’s victims.

Phil Stacey (29 – Florida)

Billy Corgan phoned. He requested his appearance. The performance is terrible. His vocals are oversung and unbelievable. Terrible commencement for a bizarre evening.

Jordin Sparks (17 – Arizona)

Her face is adorable. However, her dress is questionable. Was the gold sewn into the dress as an afterthought? Her performance is exceptional. She does not oversing. Her emotion translates. The judges and I concur. She was outstanding.

Sanjaya Malakar (17 – Washington)

People are talking. They are questioning your presence. What is with the bandana? Is this the rodeo’s fashion afternoon? His performance is respectable. He does not oversing. Eerily, Bonnie Raitt is periodically channeled. Paula, he does not embrace controversy, his non-elimination is controversial. Simon, as bad as American Idol failures? This has been fun for a while? I agree with the former and mock the latter. He is a disgrace. This is known. Yet, he remains.

LaKisha Jones (27 – Michigan)

Jesus, eliminate her. She will never achieve attractive. Finally, her flab is less noticeable. The aforesaid is overdue. Her performance is satisfactory. Given her video emotion, one expected more. She was sans feeling and passion. I concur with Simon. Advancement and her do not pair.

Chris Richardson (22 – Virginia)

The white jacket is great. Given this week, this selection is appropriate. His performance is exemplary. Perfectly, his voice meets the lyrics. His emotion is believable. This evening’s finest. Randy, no sense of connection? Do you have emotion? Simon, no impact at all? Contrast Monday and this song’s depiction. Are you callous? Chris sends Virginia Tech prayers. Class gesture. America, vote him on this alone.

Melinda Doolittle (29 – Tennessee)

Her ensemble is hideous. Particularly, the blouse is unflattering. Her performance is bland. Music is believing the singer’s presentation. Her recitation is unbelievable. She channels all drunken, bar singing women. Simon, Tina Turner is not a country artist. My point is proven.

Blake Lewis (25 – Washington)

Outstanding song selection. “When the Stars Go Blue” is a favorite. My praise was premature. His performance is hideous. The vocal is undersung. The passionate lyrics do not translate. This performance was sans emotion and execution. He deserves advancement. However, this performance creates an elimination circumstance. Simon, your condolences should have led the program.

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